Teenage Mutant Dirtbags: A Roleplaying Game
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Shipping and Returns
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Free returns on all items excluding trading cards. Returns accepted for unopened, unused products within 30 days of purchases.
Unfortunately, do to the collectible nature of trading cards, we do not accept returns for trading card products.
Description
You are a Mutantimal, but no one actually uses that stupid name. You are a teenage mutant humanoid animal raised by zealots, trained as warriors, and taught that only you can stop whatever weird crap the world might be stewing up. Humans basically screw-up everything and either can't be trusted to solve their problems or are just too stupid and lazy. . . at least that's what you've heard.
The thing is, you love the human crap. You want to binge TV and argue movie fandom, you love fast-food and all that junk, and most days you just want to smoke weed and sleep till noon. Save the World? That's not your job, man.
